$1.1 BILLION
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Blogzilla Dundermifflin
My "people skills" are "rusty"
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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i’m 47594% sure that grandmother is a completely accurate depiction of me in 50 years
that grandma is our spirit animal
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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I can neither confirm nor deny anything in this gifset…
[I love classic Whedon humor.]
I BET IT WAS COULSON BECAUSE CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD
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just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
Yeah. Bing is improbably clueless.
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alakazams really are so smart
look at this guy
he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this
Foresight finally worked.
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And just a reminder that Facebook could have bought tumblr.
This could have been a hell of a lot worse.Oh my Jesus, if Facebook had bought Tumblr… But seriously, Marissa Mayer was really nice to me when I worked at her birthday a few years ago. And her outfits ARE pretty effing fabulous.
Reblogging because I want her outfit in slide 4. Dress + shoe envy.
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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
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